Just being an asshole, sorry now on my way home in cab- having 2 kids and tolerant husband, fabulous that I was invited, to do something with you, abs thisnis coj installed so sorry—-this is actually about my insecurity and my stop slut and my competition with my husband and this is at all
At the one one in par slope- I think they are talking about bird
What is with your jack nicloson thing
what with your glasses and your drinking from the bottle of prosecco?
_ _ gave it to me- here she is I’ll prove it to you
and what about your jack icholoson and Julian schnal bel thing?
What now I hav e to defend myself against both?
(walking away) I don’t know how to answer that one
I went outsisde to smoke a ciagetrette and then I couldn’t get back in
___ will get us in
i/m an artist
I have five artists in this show really!
Here tale this?
What I don’t smoke
No I recignise you, you are Alix Pearlsteins dealer, or used to be
Yes I love alix
I was in her work that was shpt at your house
I used to be
Oh theres vito! Thank!
Me Shouting “ Jeannie, I have a piece in this show tooo!”
Over her shoulder
Show it to me insiiiiiii
I heard Heidi klum is here
Where she ina bun and going out that door
Lucy I love you work
Can I get a pic with you? Im in the show too
No im sorry I don’t let anyone take mypicture (ohcuzyrskinisbad) but I hope they’ll do a group pgoto of all the artists
Then again outsie to smoke and trying to get back in
Honestly, I spent 3 hours thinking to myself
Im inside im side!
No not really
I should have brought my kids!
The chicks with kids were getting lotrs of photog attention
I am totally sitting in queens eating Ak Mak crackers with TJ truffle pate,
Not sure you are supposed to eat a whole one in a single day
I cant belive he went in and left us outside! I;m going to text ___ I xant belive he just looked through the window and smiled andpionted to OTHER pople
i auditioned for a sitcomcomtoday i need tobefaster
I really liked the piece with the brick and landscape
And the painting of the large woman with braetss hanging down reminded me of my mother
And the 14 drawings on black
And anyas video of her eatinf a raw fish
And I heard there were 37 vaginas and one penis
This froma bruce
But he wasn’t coulting painted penisies
He counted painted vaginas
Sorry im an asshole
To the guy thatb is going to have to clean up
Im just a sad old drunk art wanna be mom pathetic.
I staand here
I __ ____ and andy___on e
And himrefusing to talk
I am not a visual artist
My piece sucks
and I have girls whats it like inside girls there
(maybe I meant the one with the big vulva beautiful on the floor)
and its like
it’s like mean girsl there
oh no, I was just eavesdropping
I work at the park slope store
Is it bird?
And I an waiting
This as only
Part of the art bank now
As a wind
It was a student art party that you don’t want to leave
But im 42
But still I feel bad for the people that haveto clean up after me
I was hanging with some of the guards
One of them flirted with me by telling me I looked like leeln degeneres
I used to gte meryl streep and ellen barkin.
And that british chick who makes funny faces and has her own show.
Ive blocked her, but also im drunk.
I heard hyperaaagereic was like “huh” why is this a broshow?
When it’s not?
But why are there guys wioth connections dping all women.
Do I care no
Mypiuee suxand idontcare and the showisaweomseihave a piece ina hsow with marineand jessicand heatherand
More akmak and pate
Katherinepatriciaand lisatara and susansuananlousideandpennyand treacyand myreland jennyand anyaand
Sphias the word artist
Mariyle and tracey
About band again’
Thanks so much to who ever s
Clean up my urine
I scarty this and yours
But still yours
And if toally just
For dead bass and for jen k’s show
Said I in my
Please give this paypal money to whoever had to clan up my piss.
And my apologies to te artistr..
Girls only I assume does not mean piss one work when you cant get to the bathroom.
I was being a drunk 42 year old asshole with 2 kids at homne and not much else going on.
And no I did not writ this for that
I started writing cuz I I nneed to give acash to whoever had to clean up after me/
10:42pm March 6th, 2014
The Last Brucennial
In the West, plot is commonly thought to revolve around conflict: a confrontation between two or more elements, in which one ultimately dominates the other. The standard three- and five-act plot structures—which permeate Western media—have conflict written into their very foundations. A “problem” appears near the end of the first act; and, in the second act, the conflict generated by this problem takes center stage. Conflict is used to create reader involvement even by many post-modern writers, whose work otherwise defies traditional structure.
The necessity of conflict is preached as a kind of dogma by contemporary writers’ workshops and Internet “guides” to writing. A plot without conflict is considered dull; some even go so far as to call it impossible. This has influenced not only fiction, but writing in general—arguably even philosophy. Yet, is there any truth to this belief? Does plot necessarily hinge on conflict? No. Such claims are a product of the West’s insularity. For countless centuries, Chinese and Japanese writers have used a plot structure that does not have conflict “built in”, so to speak. Rather, it relies on exposition and contrast to generate interest. This structure is known as kishōtenketsu.
So. My first time at anything like this. Super awesome. Yay panels and conversations and selfies with awesome women. Um, yes, way too white and bougie. Duh, it’s still “the academy”. The M Word and motherhood and/in art: I hope next time it will parenthood. As with my feelings and activism around sexual assault, everyone needs to be a part of the conversation, and class and race and intersectionality is all a part if it. I wish we didn’t have the same issues as 20 years ago, but we do. Slow, small changes. Can’t begin to describe how I feel- overwhelmed and exhausted in an awesomely delighted way. So much joy and anger and love and curiosity, and some drops of bitchiness to warm it up. Maternal fashion in Napoleon’s time? Check. Life as art? Check. The nonmaternal body as threat? Check? Responding to feminist text from 20 years ago? Check. Honoring those who paved the way? Check. Inter generationalisms? Check. Talk of communes, capitolisms, the rotten pie, fisting, breast feeding, shit, adoption, the hidden mother, representations if mother, mothering the mother, the dead mother, making sight line spaces in galleries so you don’t have to chase after kids? Check, check, yes, yes and SO MUCH more. Love. More. Thank you all. Sleep.